Today is my birthday.
Some important birthdays throughout history for November 2nd: Daniel Boone (remember the Alamo), Presidents Polk (Manifest Destiny Biatch) & Harding (handsome "compromise candidate whom handsomely failed the oval office) Patrick Buchanan and most notably celebrities KD Lang & David Schwimmer (yawn).
My birthday is also "All Souls Day" for those into religion/spirituality and today in 1960 Penguin Books was found "not guilty" of obscenity for publishing Lady Chatterley's Lover. Edgy.
After a birthday Bacon, Egg and Cheese sandwich I checked my email and imagine my amazement when I opened a link to my birthday horoscope:
David,
Your chart right now practically shouts that you need to exercise more, and you need to watch your diet. You have financial opportunities to celebrate, but if you do that with cookie dough ice cream, it will go straight to your waist line right now.
Cookie dough ice cream? Shouts that I need to exercise more?
I am not overweight, nor am I a perfect specimen of health but I sure as hell don't think about taking advantage of a financial opportunity to celebrate with cookie dough ice cream. But seriously, is this the way some clown interpreted the stars? You can't make this stuff up.
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