A female friend of mine, affectionately nicknamed "No. 5" is hilariously, outrageously insane. She is smart, funny, insightful, very attractive and a typical Leo. If you know her well enough, you will find out that she has some of the best stories on the planet. I will continue to add to the compilation as she enriches my imagination with tales of maniacal schemes and plans.
For Instance, No. 5 has:
-Sent Santa a suicide note. When she was a little girl she told Kris Kringle that if he didn't deliver 2 cabbage patch kids she would end it all.
-Buys chocolate chip cookies but only eats the chips. This can be messy and difficult to watch at times.
-Thinks she went through post-partum depression with her dog. She wasn't sure she loved the canine when she first got her and was afraid to be alone with her for fear of causing Fido harm.
-Is experimenting with something called the "Blood Type Diet." Things she has told me regarding her blood type (A negative): 1. Its not good to have swiss cheese 2. is more prone to getting STD's
-Wants to get married so she can get divorced. Thinks having an "ex husband" will make her sound more grown up.
More to come. She is one of a kind and the greatest.
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